Downton Abbey Open Thread

"Whoops."[Spoilers are telling secrets downstairs herein. And there is a large spoiler now, so continue but be careful!Welp, you actually whoopsed up this time around, The almighty Whoops! Even Lady Valium takes rage pills by having an I'd Rather Not Call At Your STUPID FACE chaser. Here's what happens as a fortunate, classist wanker who sanctimoniously demands that the fancy-pants city physician have to know much more about everything compared to humble village physician who's been dealing with your kids their whole lives: Your daughter dies. RIP Sybil.Despite the fact that I understand that ladies die in giving birth, which is essentially only a cleaning soap opera which will always mistreat its figures to create Points, I had been still angry in the show for killing Sybil mainly to underscore The almighty Whoops' already-apparent character defects and make more dramatic conflict. Actually, I had been so angry which i wasn't even particularly moved by her death—until they cut to Thomas crying.That actually got me—Thomas telling Mrs. Hughes that Sybil was among the couple of individuals who had ever treated him with kindness. The heartstrings! These were formally tugged.In other news, Anna met with Bates plus they determined how you can prove he's innocent of killing his ex-wife. Something something gaolmumble from a guard and inmate, who are likely to thwart the program, for reasons I haven't yet discern. I suppose existence will get pretty boring at Grey Gaol, and you will too ruin someone's existence to help keep yourself entertained!Ethyl began for Mrs. Crowley and burned the fuck out of a body organ meat soufflé. "Sorry, Mrs. Crowley! I had been trained in the Whoops Institute of Cooking at Whoopston Abbey!"—Ethyl.Matthew met by having an attorney about how exactly The almighty Whoops is garbage at running the estate. Mary got mad at him, because she needs to occupy the ass-covering slack on her father once the Dowager Countess is not around. Ladies, I have to professionally disagree along with you. It's his fault. He's a mismanager of epic proportions, and that he must retire for the night.And him the hell from Edith before he crushes what bit of self-esteem she handles to retain underneath the weight of his haughty contempt!Ugh this person.In a single vibrant place of excellent news: Matthew's dick is still effective!Talk about.[Please go to discuss everything Downton Abbey, only with the 4th episode of Season 3. Do not share things from later within the season, despite a spoiler warning, because I have reached mod the thread, which requires reading through everything. So be kind, if you are elsewhere on the planet in which the whole season has broadcast.]