Cool Goals

Yesterday, I just read this unique article [CN: racism] about how exactly, and that i quote the headline, "Val Kilmer's goal would be to become his generation's prominent Mark Twain impersonator." Sure. Clearly. Awesome goal, bro.It helped me think about how, after i would be a wee child with a much more pronounced lisp than I've now, I thought about being "the world'th foremotht softball bat exthpert." And, hey, I am only 38—there's certainly still time. I believed most of us most likely have awesome goals we want to talk about. Like how Deeky really wants to become the favourite part of Google image search having a dildo alongside his face. Or how, when the whole softball bat expert factor does not exercise, I wish to own my generation's most coveted assortment of Abe Vigoda paraphernalia. I'm so jealous of Ray and Eric.What I am saying is: Have some fun creating silly goals in comments.